Sunday, October 2, 2011

Don't Tell My Mother

That I kicked the mahout off his perch

Because I find riding the elephant this way more comfortable

Than sitting on this make-shift elephant chair

A million dollar view 7-foot above ground: leathery scalp, sparse hair and the road less travelled

As if that wasn't enough, I took a 200-kg Bengal Tiger out for a walk down the canyon

Sat and rubbed the back of a sleeping tiger (crouching tiger is just too much)

And hugged a tiger cub, too.

And for a second, I seriously considered escaping to Myanmar via the Railway over River Kwai

At some point, it was heart stopping, just don't tell my mother.

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