Because tonight I'll sleep with a peashooter, a cherry bomb, squash, jalapeno and kernel-pult.
My plant army will fight the lone zombie and keep it from eating my brain. That is the cutest and most stupid-looking zombie ever. It even has blue shorts on!
For those who are not familiar with Plants vs Zombies, it's a sickeningly cute game in which players place differnt types of plants and fungi, each with their own unique offensive/defensive capabilities, around a house in order to stop a horde of zombies devouring the brains of the residents.
P.S. The plant army isn't mine, they're Person A's. However, I got dibs on eight of them, including the zombie. That is if he'll give it to me.