If my waistline

were a pipe

It will be 12 inches in diameter. This fact is based on my belt cinched to my size.

It will have a thickness equivalent to that of a schedule 80 pipe - accounting for the fat layer.

Not bad, not bad at all my dear waistline.
Yeah, because I've got nothing better to do on a Friday night than measure and correlate the diameter of my waistline.

were a pipe

It will be 12 inches in diameter. This fact is based on my belt cinched to my size.

It will have a thickness equivalent to that of a schedule 80 pipe - accounting for the fat layer.

It can accommodate more or less 5 megawatts of steam flowing at 150 psig. That's enough to provide electricity to 25 households which consume 200 kilowatt-hour of power each month.
Not bad, not bad at all my dear waistline.
Yeah, because I've got nothing better to do on a Friday night than measure and correlate the diameter of my waistline.
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